
His napalm-launching "weed killer" creates large fires all around an area, the Krotchy grenade makes unclean remarks and explodes into a cloud of anthrax, and the Nuke Launcher fires nuclear bombs stolen from a military base during a zombie invasion. In addition to his strength, the Postal Dude has a great amount of varied weaponry, most of which are rather unconventional. Dude is not lacking in the power department. With enough strength to tear people in half with a single swing of his scythe, Mr. His strongest abilities rely on his heavy drug use, though even sober he's consistently a force to be reckoned with. The Postal Dude is a psychotic sociopath who lives in the middle of the city of Paradise.


His other weapons include chainguns, sniper rifles, and his trusty sledgehammer, capable of ripping aliens' skulls apart with a single swing. Among his strongest weapons are the Cannon, which fires a gigantic cannonball (about the size of Sam himself) at high speed, doing an insane amount of damage and killing even bosses within a few hits. In addition to his incredible strength (so immense it is that he can rip out a human heart in a single second), he has a movement speed that puts all other humans on the planet to shame. His weaponry includes items from shotguns and pistols to things such as laser gatling guns. Serious Sam is a very large, muscular man who has stopped entire legions of alien armies single-handed. In honor of Postal 2 having an expansion for the first time in over a decade soon, I'd like to bring him into a few whoowuldwin threads.
